Stuff as in clothes, nail polishes, shoes, home decor, blah blah blah could I be more of a stereotypical girl?
So for anyone who happens to share my interest in stereotypically girly stuff, here's for you BUT THERE IS STILL A RECIPE! Just, um, scroll down if you feel you might start to get all judgy.
1. Random printed t-shirts!
2. Neon nails!
Nothing says "take me seriously" like day-glo nails. I don't let that stop me.
3. Nice-smelling anti-bacterial gel!
The older I get, the more of a germ-o-phobe I become. The worst is the gas station. You can't not touch the pump handle. And not only can you can't-not-touch-it, but you have to iron grip that thing. All five fingers. Gross. Bath and Body Works makes my favorite kinds, like iced pineapple.
4. Thai egg rolls with spicy peanut sauce
Spicy, cilantro-y, peanutty, coconutty
Sambal oelek. Buy this stuff. I use it often. It's a fresh chili paste.
Thai Egg Rolls makes 8 servings of 2 egg rolls
-1 lb lean ground pork
-1/2 cup shredded carrots
-1/2 cup chopped green onions
-1/2 cup fresh cilantro
-Salt and pepper to taste
-Egg roll wrappers (16)
-1 Tablespoon olive oil
Spicy peanut sauce:
-1/2 cup coconut cream
-1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
-2 teaspoons sambal oelek
-1 teaspoon fresh grated ginger
-1 teaspoon lime juice
Ok so for starters, buy the regular coconut milk. Not the "lite" stuff. Pop that in the fridge at least 12 hours in advance. Open up the can, drain off the coconut water, and you'll have the hardened cream. Go ahead and microwave that a wee bit until it's liquified. Now measure out your half cup.
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
2. Stir together sauce ingredients and let set at room temp while you make the egg rolls.
3. Saute ground pork over medium-high heat. Once it's almost cooked (no longer pink), add the shredded carrots and green onion. Cook for another few minutes- you want the carrots to be slightly cooked.
4. Remove from heat and stir in salt and pepper to taste. Add cilantro. Let cool slightly.
5. Wrap up the meat mixture in the egg roll wrappers and dip your finger in a little water to seal it. The water mixes with the starch to form a kind of paste that keeps it from popping open. Place seam side down on a baking sheet lined with aluminum foil (might want to spray with a bit of olive oil spray).
6. Bake for 10 minutes; flip each egg roll; continue baking for another 10-15 minutes or until nicely browned.
But before you eat, make sure you sanitize your neon-manicured hands.