Friday, August 31, 2018

Friday Funday

Comin' at ya hot from the glamorous home office here.


Why do we have two exercise balls, you may be asking. I guess so the first unused one doesn't get too lonely?

What else did I do this week, besides apparently skipping undereye concealer.

I fed the babes their first cereal. Typical to their personalities, Annika hated it with extreme passion. Sabrina was much more chill about it. *Sigh* I'll admit that it's just so easy to plunk bottles in their mouths buuuut if I want them rocking the tofu and avocado and banana in a month, I have to keep going.


I do need to pull it together appearances-wise because guess who has free tickets to Taylor Swift tonight? Meeeeee! And my husband! Wheeee! Look at us, about to DO THINGS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

So, I have no recipe. I have no wit or wisdom. I have nothing, nothing, nooooothing if I don't have youuuuuuu. But I will say me and some old school Whitney Houston have been working on homemade GG crackers! I just need to get to the store to buy some more wheat bran 'cause the first batch could be donated to UPS...you know...to function as cardboard.

Is THAT tantalizing or what? Ha! But for real- take this brief pause to go look up GG crackers 'cause they're allllll over the internet. Until next week, I'm gonna go shake it off 'cause I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22.


Monday, August 20, 2018

Baptism Sunday AKA Get Your Eat On

This past Sunday our church pastor baptized both our girls.


Whew.

After that giant step in Christian faith had been accomplished, my parents hosted our families for a lunch feast. 











The babes often hold hands now which is pretty much the sweetest thing ever. Also, you bet I'm saving this photo for when they're 13 years old and bickering. 




Fun fact- my grandparents on my mom's side passed away in recent years. Their names were Margaret and Alan, though everyone- even non-family- called him Poppy. When I saw this dress online at Nordstrom I knew I had to have it as it was the "Margaret Poppy Dress." In the tiniest of ways it made me feel like a part of them was there for it all. 

After some naps were had by most of us, it was time for dinner. Mac helped me raid the garden for these gems:


I'm going to tell you something SERIOUSLY CONTROVERSIAL about my husband. 

He doesn't like tomatoes or zucchini. 

Gaaaaaah. 

That's like 95% of my garden. However, I accepted the challenge to prepare it in a way that he finds palatable, or even tasty. 

Italian Roasted Vegetables
1 pint cherry or grape tomatoes
2 zucchini or summer squash, sliced ~1/4"
2 small or one large sweet onion, sliced into ~1/2" thick pieces
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 teaspoon sea salt
1 teaspoon pepper
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1/3 cup bread crumbs (plain or Italian)
2/3 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Lay out veggies on a large rimmed sheet pan. Drizzle olive oil, toss to coat, then add seasonings. Roast for ~25-30 minutes, stirring once or twice. Once they're starting to brown a bit, crank up the heat to a low broil. Sprinkle bread crumbs, then mozzarella, and returning to broiling oven. Keep a close eye on them as the bread crumbs and cheese will get nice toasty brown in only a few minutes. Remove from oven and serve!




Gah! Roasty goodness!


The verdict? My husband- unprompted- said he really liked it. Winner winner, literally we ate chicken and veggies for dinner. 

A great way to end a perfect day!



Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Is this seat taken?

Whaaaaaaah!

My babies have outgrown their portable cradles. They're now able to hold their heads up enough to do those little exersaucer things that I don't think are made anymore because too many babies accidentally rolled themselves down the stairs and HOW DID I EVER SURVIVE THE 80's?

Now that we've busted those out though, my boys cannot keep their butts out of them.


The 4 year old pretends it's his space ship. The 2 year old is genuinely entertained by the attached Pooh toys.

Argh.

I think I owe ya two recipes. Did I post last week? No. Heeeeere goes.

My boys have learned what "dessert" is and of course now they ask for it every night with their supper. Most of the time I'll serve up berries or cut up an apple, but I'm all out. Sidenote- what is up with kids and apples? My boys eat like 3 a day. My 2 year old sneaks them into bed with him. It no longer grosses me out to find an old core buried in his sheets.

I had an abundance of almond milk so I figured I'd whip up an easy vanilla pudding, but with added chia seeds for a boost of fiber and healthy fats.

This recipe is pretty much the classic Betty Crocker vanilla pudding recipe that I've memorized by heart. It takes less than 10 minutes to cook, and about an hour in the fridge to cool enough.

Vanilla Chia Pudding makes 4 servings although in the photos I've doubled the recipe
1/3 cup white sugar
2 tablespoons corn starch
2 cups unsweetened almond milk (or cow's milk)
2 egg yolks
1 teaspoon vanilla (or half teaspoon vanilla bean paste)
2 tablespoons chia seeds

In a small saucepan, stir sugar and cornstarch until blended. Stir in milk. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring nearly constantly. Meanwhile lightly whisk egg yolks together in a separate bowl (I like to use a Pyrex container for easy pouring- you'll learn why).

Once milk mixture comes to a boil, pour a teeny bit into the yolks and stir well. Keep adding a bit more of the hot milk into the eggs, continuously stirring. This is "tempering" the eggs- it allows them to blend smoothly into the milk mixture. If we just poured the yolks right in, they'd cook immediately and we'd get super lumpy chunky pudding. Pour the smooth egg-milk mixture back into the saucepan and boil for one more minute, stirring continuously.

Remove from heat. Stir in vanilla and chia seeds. Either refrigerate as is, pour into a large bowl, or into 4 small bowls/ramekins.





Per serving: 145 calories

Okay, now that we've had our dessert first, here's another simple recipe I made for last night's dinner. I have never shared my Asian marinade recipe. It might look like it's a lot of ingredients, but it comes together SUPER easy and the amounts are also pretty slick to memorize.

Here are your players:


Sesame oil (could swap vegetable or olive oil), minced garlic, rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, soy sauce, brown sugar, and ginger root (or swap ginger powder). The ginger root was the product of another Wal Mart grocery fail. Who knew that 1/4th pound ginger is a massive starfish-y looking chunk?

In a 2 or 4 cup Pyrex measuring cup, add 1/2 cup sesame oil, 1/2 cup hoisin sauce, 1/2 cup soy sauce, 1/2 cup brown sugar, 1/4 cup rice vinegar, 1 teaspoon minced garlic, 1 teaspoon ginger. Stir together! Pour in a resealable bag! Add chicken, beef, shrimp, or tofuuuuuuuu! Can you tell I'm excited about this marinade?


My intention was to have a meal of carrot zoodles (coodles?) stir fried with the marinated tofu. After manually zoodling (coodling?) two pounds of carrots I was donnnnnne, but still didn't have enough for all of us. Ehhhh I ended up cooking some basic spaghetti pasta to help bridge the gap.

I simply added a tablespoon of oil to a large skillet, sauteed a diced onion, added my carrot zoodles and whole bag of tofu, marinade and all. I let that sizzle for a few minutes, then added the cooked noodles. If you want to thicken up your sauce, stir together a tablespoon of corn starch plus just enough water to make a milky liquid. Drizzle that over and the sauce will become thick.



Yum.

There we go- a complete meal- dessert and all!





Saturday, August 4, 2018

How does your garden grow?

I swear I intend to keep a neat, tidy, minimally weedy garden.


*Sigh*.

One of these decades maybe.

It's not all bad though- even though it's wild and unkempt, we're hauling in tons of sugar snap peas, basil, lettuce, and soon enough tomatoes.


Toad!



I was gifted a bunch of cucumbers from my friend Karen. What does one do with six cups worth of cucumber?

Make refrigerator pickles! So so so easy. As a dietitian I'm always reminding patients that pickles totally count as vegetables. By making your own, you're able to control how much sugar and salt is added too. I like this recipe because it keeps it low cal while packing lots of flavor.



He put a chip clip on his nose and called it his "anti stink device" while peeling the red onion. I die. 


I like to just buy the inexpensive McCormick Pickling Spice Mix instead of using the spices/herbs separately, as in the recipe.

I make a separate jar with added crushed red pepper for my husband- spicy pickles.


If you're looking for a simple way to transform cucumbers into a healthy flavorful snack, try refrigerator pickles. Just don't forget to grab your anti-stink device.