Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Memorial & Mascarpone

Oh hey, another weekend recap, because apparently that’s just what I do now. I ended up taking Tuesday off work, and man, four days in a row away from work is almost too much. My typing speed is like 23 words per minute and I can barely remember how to log onto my phone to check voicemails. It’s like when you were a kid and summer break was over and at your first day back in school your handwriting was just horrible ‘cause it had been three months since you had to even write anything.

Did no one else have that issue??

Anyway, four days off means it was a good mix of hyper productivity and laziness. I purged about half my closet, did 5 loads of laundry, took a nap, took a trip to my fave thrift store, ate out for brunch at Hazel's, went boating at the lake, hung out with the parents and in laws, and cooked a dang good meal.












I have always loved fresh mozzarella in any form, but Caprese salad is always the classic. Pair that with a simple grilled chicken for your protein, and leave room for dessert. SHUT UP IT’S A HOLIDAY.

Balsamic Grilled Chicken and Mixed Greens Caprese Salad
-4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, fat trimmed
-1 bag mixed greens
-1 pint cherry tomatoes, rinsed
-1 ball fresh mozzarella, cut into ½ inch chunks
-4-5 large basil leaves, rinsed and torn into smaller pieces
-1/4 cup balsamic reduction (I bought premade- you could make your own, but it is time consuming)
-1 tablespoon olive oil (I had a basil infused olive oil on hand, but reg is just fine)
-Salt and pepper

Go heat up that grill (or grill pan). Place chicken between two sheets of plastic and pound with a meat mallet to 1/2” thick. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Go get those on the grill. Meanwhile, combine half the balsamic reduction with the olive oil and pinch of salt and pepper in a small dish. Whisk until blended. This is going to be our dressing for the salad. Combine mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil- don’t add dressing until you’re ready to eat.

Chicken is done when internal temperature registers 165 degrees. Brush on remaining balsamic reduction and grill for just one more minute.




You can slice up the chicken breasts and have on top of your Caprese salad, or eat them separately. The balsamic reduction adds a rich sweetness to the meal.

Toasted Pound Cake with Honey Caramel Sauce
-4 1” slices pound cake (can’t go wrong with frozen Sara Lee)
-1/3 cup mascarpone cheese (I find this in the deli cheese section)
-2 tablespoons sliced almonds
-1/2 stick butter
-1/4 cup honey
-1/3 cup brown sugar
-1/2 can (7 oz) sweetened condensed milk

First let’s make the honey caramel sauce. This is SO easy. No candy thermometer needed. Like two steps. Let’s go. You can do this. Combine butter, honey, and brown sugar in a small saucepan over medium high heat. Stir fairly constantly. Bring to a full boil and keep it there for two minutes. Remove from heat and stir in your sweetened condensed milk. That’s it. Boom.




Next, heat up a small skillet over medium heat. Stir almonds constantly until they start smelling nice and toasty and look slightly golden. Pour in a little dish immediately (otherwise the residual heat from the pan will scorch them).


Place oven rack on highest setting and turn oven to broil. Put your pound cake slices on a cookie sheet and toast both sides. This took my oven like 15-20 seconds per side. Keep an eye on these.



To assemble, spread mascarpone on pound cake, drizzle with honey caramel, and sprinkle with toasted almonds.



Super delish. We *might* have had pancakes this same way the following morning, plus bananas. SHUT UP IT’S A HOLIDAY.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Church Cookbook Classics- Part III

It’s Wednesday. Should I do a weekend recap? Or is this past weekend old news? But if I don’t talk about the weekend, then I don’t really have anything to talk about. Or any pictures to show. Yeah I should just talk about the weekend.

WAIT DID I TYPE THAT OUT LOUD?

Weekend recap it is!

On Saturday my friend and I took Mac to the new outlet mall. I will keep bragging about him being the happiest li’l shopper ever. Though now that he’s older, he’s learned how to grab onto things as we’re cruising along. So if you happen to buy that cute clearance gray sweater at the Eagan LOFT store with one sleeve really stretched out, go ahead and blame my kid.

Later we drove an hour out to my parents’ cabin. Lots of boating.





Fact: being on a boat makes reading a girly magazine 99% more enjoyable than reading it on land.



 Made some zoodle tofu stir fry for dinner.




Then on Monday I tried something new. Something cah-razy. Something that falls under the category of church cookbook redos.

Stuffed peppers are great- I mean, they’re kind of time consuming but tasty. I didn’t feel like doing all the boiling of the peppers and all the stuffing of the rice and all the cramming in the pan. I decided to make them in meatball form, and it not only saved time, but it was just as good.

Stuffed Pepper Meatballs
-2 large bell peppers or 3 medium (your choice as to what colors), finely diced
-1 large sweet onion, finely diced
-2 cups low sodium chicken broth
-2 cups instant brown rice (dry)
-2 lb lean ground beef (93% or 96% if you can find it)
-2 eggs
-1 teaspoon paprika or smoked paprika
-1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
-1/4 chili powder (I used my ancho chili powder)
-1/2 teaspoon minced garlic
-Dash of seasoned salt
-2 cans fire roasted tomato sauce
-1 large can crushed tomatoes
-Few shakes of oregano, garlic powder (or minced garlic), onion powder, pepper, salt

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Coat both a 9x13 and 8x8 glass baking dish with olive oil cooking spray.
1. In a medium saucepan, get that broth boiling over medium high heat. Add rice, peppers, and onions. Cover and turn heat to low. Cook until all the liquid has absorbed, stirring occasionally.
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine beef and rice mixture. Add eggs (don’t add eggs directly on top of hot rice otherwise the eggs will start to cook!) and seasonings. I find it really just works best to use your hands to get the meat mixture all squishy and combined.
3. Form meatballs with your hands, making them about 2”. Mine were slightly bigger than golf balls if you need that super scientific point of reference.
4. In another bowl, combine crushed tomatoes with fire roasted tomatoes. Add a few shakes of the seasonings, or really whatever seasonings you want.
5. Pour tomato sauce over meatballs. Spread it out a bit. It’s ok that not all the meatballs will be totally covered.
6. Bake uncovered for 30-45 minutes, or until internal temp registers at least 165 degrees. Baking time varies according to how big you’ve made your meatballs. I had a total of 24 meatballs, and those took a full 45 minutes.
7. Serve meatballs with a scoop of tomato sauce. I like having the combo of the smooth crushed tomato sauce plus the chunky fire roasted ones. I topped with a teeny sprinkle of some leftover quesadilla cheese I had on hand. Yum-may.






I served these with a side of broccoli and a slice of 45 calorie whole grain bread. These will freeze really well, and obviously it makes a large batch. You could easily halve this recipe. Per meatball: 100 calories, 9 grams carbs, 3 grams fat, 9 grams protein

Thursday, May 14, 2015

How absorbent is your child's toy?

You guys.

I found the definitive best toy ever for a one year old.

It is multi-colored.

It makes a crinkly noise.

It comes in a box so your little one can have at least 10 minutes of joy dumping it out.

And best of all?

It’s only $5.99.




Are you horrified? I hope not. This box has been a mainstay of our living room play rug for a solid week. To Mac, these never get old.

Also, I can’t wait ‘til he’s 16 and too cool for everything and I can use this as blackmail. YOU USED TO PLAY WITH LADY HYGIENE HARPOONS!

Um, in other news, it has been a gray and cold and rainy past few days. When it’s gloomy, I get lazy. Truth. Yesterday I whipped up a new version of chili. Now usually I add a can of pumpkin to my chili. It thickens it up perfectly, and honestly it doesn’t even have a taste to it. I didn’t have any pumpkin on hand, so I stuck with the pure basics, and it turned out magical. Didn’t even miss my pumpkin. I now crown this the definitive best chili ever for a 31-year old. And others too.

Best Basic Chili
-1 lb lean ground turkey or beef
-1 large yellow onion, chopped
-2 cans mild chili beans
-1 can pinto beans
-2 cans diced tomatoes with green chiles
-1 can tomato paste
-1 cup water
-1/2 teaspoon garlic
-1/8 teaspoon Chipotle or Ancho chili powder (let’s be real- you could use just basic chili powder too, but I felt the need to be a teeny bit fancy)
-1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper

Saute your ground meat in a large pan until fully cooked. Soak up any liquid fat with a paper towel. Place in the bottom of a large crock pot. Add your onion, both cans of chili beans (do not drain), can of pinto beans (DO drain and rinse this one), cans of diced tomatoes (do not drain), tomato paste, water, and your seasonings. Give it all a few stirs so it’s evenly mixed. Set it to cook on low for 5-6 hours.

This is nice thick chili with just the right amount of kick. My husband didn’t even add hot sauce to it, so that makes me proud. Add just a wee shake of the chili powder if spice isn’t your thing.

Super comforting and filling for a cold day.

(I got so excited about this chili that I forgot to take a picture. Oops)

Makes eight LIGHT servings, six REGULAR, or four SUPER servings. Per regular serving: 274 calories, 33 grams carbs, 6 grams fat, 22 grams protein, 2 grams fiber. This counts as two servings of veggies too. Lean protein, fiber, veggies- love it.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Remember that one time...two months ago...?

Remember that one time when I was all like “Oh I’m going to do a series about church cookbook classics” and then I only posted one recipe?

Yup.

Except I did actually make a bunch of revamped recipes. I just never blogged about them.

Sorry to have been keeping you in suspense for six weeks. I’m sure your nails are bitten down to the core in anticipation of me continuing this series.

No?

Have you ever seen sweet potato tots? These are totally a thing, and they are awesome. Now let’s clear up a myth right away- sweet potatoes are NOT infinity times healthier for you than regular potatoes. They are not lower in calories or lower in carbs. They do have more vitamin A, so that’s cool and all, but really I go for sweet potatoes when I want a different taste. I can’t let my Yukon Golds or my Baby Reds get their li’l spud feelings hurt.

Sweet potato tots got me thinking- how can I revamp traditional tator tot hotdish? You need your base- ground meat, plus a canned soup, plus a veggie, topped with tots. I came up with this spicy & sweet dish that’s definitely different, but also super tasty.

Sweet Potato Tator Tot Hotdish

-1 bag sweet potato tots
-1 pound ground pork
-1 large yellow onion, diced
-2 Poblano peppers
-1 cup frozen corn
-1 can Campbell’s Poblano Queso soup

Preheat oven to broil on high. Wash off your poblanos. Place them on a cookie sheet and put them right underneath the broiler for a few minutes. The skin will get bubbled and super browned. Take them out and flip them around so that all sides end up getting bubbled up and browned. Place them in a paper bag, roll up the top, and let them “steam” as they cool. Reduce oven heat to 400 degrees.


In a large pan, saute ground pork and onions. Cook until pork is no longer pink. Soak up liquid fat with paper towels and turn heat to low. Add soup and corn and cover.


Meanwhile, once poblanos have cooled, the charred skin should peel off fairly easily. Remove tops and inner seeds/core. Dice up poblanos and stir into soup/pork mixture.

Spread in an 8x8 glass or Pyrex baking dish and top with frozen tots. Sprinkle tops of tots with chili powder. Bake at 400 for 30 minutes, or until tots are slightly browned and crisped.




Bam. A little spicy. A little sweet. Funky, yet still comforting hotdish.



Makes six servings. Per serving: 357 calories, 34 g carbs, 17 g fat, 16 g protein, 630 mg sodium (about a third of your daily recommended amount)